Article 3JN7Q Freak Totally Has The Hots For You, Popular-Girl Sources Report

Freak Totally Has The Hots For You, Popular-Girl Sources Report

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JOLIET, IL-Purposefully whispering loud enough for everyone in the cafeteria to overhear, popular-girl sources reported Tuesday that the freak over there totally has the hots for you. "Don't look now, but the freak is just staring at you," reported Alicia, echoing the sentiments of Madison, Jayla, both Emmas, and Kait"

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