Surrendering Trump Boys Solemnly Salute Each Other Before Leaping From White House First-Story Window
by The Onion from on (#3JNKV)
WASHINGTON-Tears welling in their eyes as they faced each other while standing at attention, the Trump boys, Donald Jr. and Eric, exchanged a solemn salute before defiantly leaping from a first-story White House window. "It's been an honor to serve with you, Don," said a stoic Eric Trump who opened the window in the"