Article 3JVK7 Man Constantly Blaming His Problems On Fact That He’s On Fire

Man Constantly Blaming His Problems On Fact That He’s On Fire

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SAN FRANCISCO-Saying his stubborn unwillingness to take responsibility for his life had done far more to distance him from friends and family than the extreme heat, sources confirmed Thursday that local man Bryce Galloway continues to insist that his problems stem from his entire body being engulfed in intense flames."

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