Article 3K5H0 It Kind Of Pathetic How Excited 3-Year-Old Is To See Daddy Home From Work

It Kind Of Pathetic How Excited 3-Year-Old Is To See Daddy Home From Work

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ATHENS, OH-Noting the "sad fucking glimmer in his eye" as he opened the front door, sources confirmed Monday that it was kind of pathetic how excited local 3-year-old Jackson Ross was to see his dad return from work. "The second that car pulled into the driveway, the kid raced to the window, jumped up and down, and"

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