Article 3KQNX ‘I’m Not Really Looking To Date Right Now,’ Says Man, As If He Not At Mercy Of Love’s Powerful, Mysterious Ways

‘I’m Not Really Looking To Date Right Now,’ Says Man, As If He Not At Mercy Of Love’s Powerful, Mysterious Ways

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NASHVILLE, TN-Noting that he had recently broken up with a longtime partner, local man Pete Kempton, 36, told reporters Monday that he was "not really looking to date right now," conveying the misguided belief that he was somehow exempt from the all-powerful, mysterious whims of Eros. "It's been five years since I was"

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