Article 3KR32 18-To-35 White, Male Demographic Still Searching For Perfect Way To Quench Its Thirst

18-To-35 White, Male Demographic Still Searching For Perfect Way To Quench Its Thirst

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WASHINGTON-Asserting that beverage manufacturers should really make more of an effort to reach their overlooked demographic, America's 18-to-35-year-old white males confirmed Monday that they are still searching for the perfect way to quench their thirst. "For decades, we've been looking for a beverage targeted just"

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