Study Reveals 93% Of Americans Don’t Know Their Congressperson Truly, Utterly, The Way Only Two Souls Entwined Can
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STANFORD, CA-Saying representatives and senators alike must find time to usher their constituents out of their lonely, dark isolation with the guiding light of an elected official's love, a study released Thursday by Stanford University revealed that 93 percent of Americans don't truly know their congressperson, not"