‘You Are Donald Trump, 45th President Of The United States,’ Trump Reads From Faded Tattoo On Wrist
by The Onion from on (#3MCEY)
WASHINGTON-Waking in the same bleary-eyed state of confusion as he has every day of his Presidency, Donald Trump blinked at his unfamiliar surroundings and slowly shook his head several times before finding and reading the phrase, "You are Donald Trump, 45th president of the United States," from a faded tattoo on his"