Mike Pence Horrified By D.C. Cherry Trees Flagrantly Displaying Reproductive Organs

WASHINGTON-Expressing outrage at the crude, depraved perennials throughout the nation's capitol, Vice President Mike Pence was reportedly horrified Tuesday by the D.C. cherry trees flagrantly displaying their reproductive organs for all to see. "Oh, no, this is completely disgusting," said a visibly agitated Pence,"

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