Article 3MJH4 Report: God Directly Communicating With You Through This Headline

Report: God Directly Communicating With You Through This Headline

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EARTH-Singling out you and you alone among the great many children of His wondrous and bountiful creation, God, the Giver of Life and Maker of the Universe, is speaking to you directly through this story's headline, heavenly sources reported Thursday.

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