Comey Suddenly Realizes Entire Book Just A Subconscious Defense Mechanism To Hide His True Feelings
by The Onion from on (#3MWQM)
WASHINGTON-Former FBI Director James Comey was reportedly shocked Monday after suddenly realizing that he wrote his forthcoming memoir, A Higher Loyalty, as a defense mechanism to subconsciously mask his true, romantic feelings for President Donald Trump. "Oh, my God, it just dawned on me, I'm head over heels in love"