Article 3N2RK Cottonelle Adds Blue Strip To Toilet Paper But Keeps What It Does A Secret

Cottonelle Adds Blue Strip To Toilet Paper But Keeps What It Does A Secret

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IRVING, TX-Refusing to confirm nor deny that the addition had anything to do with personal hygiene, Cottonelle unveiled its new ULTRA Comfort Care toilet paper Wednesday now infused with a mysterious thin blue strip. "Is it scented? Does it help track your intestinal health? Is there some sort of lotion in it? It"

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