Mike Pompeo Defects To North Korea After Learning About Kim Jong-Un’s Torture Program
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PYONGYANG-Declaring that he has "finally, at long last, come home" to a society that properly aligns with his values, former C.I.A. director and U.S. Secretary of State candidate Mike Pompeo officially defected to the totalitarian nation Thursday after learning about Kim Jong-un's torture program. "It's amazing-the"