Article 3NMV3 Report: Christ, Someone Actually Brought Their Kid To This

Report: Christ, Someone Actually Brought Their Kid To This

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SAN DIEGO-Aghast at what apparently passes for parental supervision these days, theatergoing sources reported Wednesday that, oh, Jesus Christ, someone actually brought their kid to this thing. "Great. Now there's some"some child making all this noise and running around, and I have no idea when or even if I'm supposed"

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