Article 3NNAV Tom Brady Reveals That Humanity Will Perish Long Before He Retires

Tom Brady Reveals That Humanity Will Perish Long Before He Retires

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FOXBOROUGH, MA-Assuring fans and reporters that his football career was far from over, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady revealed Wednesday that humanity would perish long before he retires. "You can't take anything for granted in the NFL, but I'm taking care of my body, and I plan to keep playing football"

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