Trump Boys Beg Father To Nominate G.I. Joe Action Figure Cobra Commander For VA Secretary
by The Onion from on (#3NNVJ)
WASHINGTON-Trying to help out by offering an alternative choice amid controversy over current pick Ronny Jackson, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump pleaded with their father to nominate the G.I. Joe action figure Cobra Commander for secretary of veterans affairs. "He's a good, strong leader just like you, Dad, and he's"