Deceased Souls Backed Up At River Styx Ferry Crossing During Underworld Transit Strike
HADES-With no boatmen to take them across the dark stygian waters to the dry, sunless lands of the dead, millions of newly deceased souls were reportedly backed up on the banks of the River Styx during a transit strike by the Underworld Ferry Workers Union, sources confirmed Friday. "Yeah, I get it-Charon, Phlegyas,"