Stunted 56-Year-Old Still Writing Chuck Palahniuk Novels
VANCOUVER, WA-Cringing at the pitiful attempt to gain attention by trying to appear edgy and shocking, sources confirmed Monday that a stunted 56-year-old is still writing Chuck Palahniuk novels. "It's one thing to write that shit when you're still in your 20s, but he's old enough now that it's actually kind of"