Article 3PMCX Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids

by
The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Oni
from The Onion on (#3PMCX)
c7dhgxne35rcapfamohc.jpg

PENOBSCOT RIVER, ME-Recalling numerous thrill-seeking exploits and fearless endeavors, a north Atlantic salmon confirmed Monday that, having always lived an adventurous life, she couldn't believe she ended up moving back to her birthplace and having a bunch of kids. "I was carefree and always up for going wherever the"

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://www.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title The Onion
Feed Link https://theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments