Article 3PPVW Flu Vaccine Recalled Due To Defective Government Tracking Microchips

Flu Vaccine Recalled Due To Defective Government Tracking Microchips

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WASHINGTON-After it was discovered that hundreds of thousands of the state-sanctioned radar systems had short circuited, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued a recall of the flu vaccine Friday due to defective government tracking microchips. "In response to reports that devices planted in the serum"

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