Article 3PQSH Met Janitors Hurrying To Remove Crucified Katy Perry From Museum Lobby

Met Janitors Hurrying To Remove Crucified Katy Perry From Museum Lobby

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NEW YORK-Frantically tidying up after last night's star-studded, Catholic-art-themed fundraiser, staff janitors reportedly rushed to remove Katy Perry from a crucifix hanging on a wall of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's lobby Tuesday. "Come on, guys, let's move-somebody find a pry bar so we can get these nails out of"

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