Article 3PT3J Mariners’ Staff Tired Of Ichiro Suzuki’s Long Warm-Up Routine Before Using Scanner

Mariners’ Staff Tired Of Ichiro Suzuki’s Long Warm-Up Routine Before Using Scanner

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SEATTLE-Groaning and rolling their eyes as the front office executive methodically stretched different muscle groups, the Mariners' staff expressed frustration Wednesday at new coworker Ichiro Suzuki's long warm-up routine before using the office scanner. "It's ridiculous. He does all these breathing techniques to"

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