Article 3PX8N New Study Confirms Sharks Just Really Angry Dolphins

New Study Confirms Sharks Just Really Angry Dolphins

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GAINESVILLE, FL-Upending the conventional theory that the animals are different species, a study conducted by marine biologists at the University of Florida confirmed Thursday that sharks are just really angry dolphins. "An exhaustive five-year-long field study combined with comprehensive DNA analysis proves that"

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