Article 3PZZB Director Of Census Bureau Calls For Updated Population Report After Realizing He Forgot To Count Himself

Director Of Census Bureau Calls For Updated Population Report After Realizing He Forgot To Count Himself

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WASHINGTON-In an effort to provide the most accurate possible picture of the nation's demographics, the Director of the U.S. Census Bureau Ron Jarmin called for an updated population report Friday after realizing he had completely forgotten to count himself. "This is a bit embarrassing, but it looks like I neglected"

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