Supreme Court Votes 7-2 To Legalize All Worldly Vices
by The Onion from on (#3QC3T)
WASHINGTON-On the heels of this week's decision lifting a federal ban on sports betting, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 7-2 ruling Wednesday that legalizes all worldly vices, with the justices decreeing that immoral behaviors such as gambling, drug use, prostitution, and incest are "all good now." "It is the opinion"