Mohawked Rex Tillerson Warns U.S. Democracy Threatened By Plutocratic Fascist Pigs Fucking Over The Working Man
by The Onion from on (#3QFSA)
WASHINGTON-Challenging American citizens to band together, rise up, and break out of their "mind prisons," mohawked former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson Thursday warned that U.S. democracy was being threatened by plutocratic fascist pigs fucking over the working man. "These totalitarian autocrats are coming to fuck"