Article 3QPEX Supercuts CEO Apologizes For Number Of Customers Scalped Every Month

Supercuts CEO Apologizes For Number Of Customers Scalped Every Month

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN-Emphasizing that a proper haircut should never lacerate a patron's head, the CEO of Supercuts expressed remorse Friday while issuing a formal apology for the number of customers they scalp every month. "I want to personally acknowledge that even a single scalping is one too many for a Supercuts Hair"

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