Article 3R0V9 Flight Attendant Licks Her Lips As Traveler Approaches Gate With Large Suitcase

Flight Attendant Licks Her Lips As Traveler Approaches Gate With Large Suitcase

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BOSTON-Positively salivating at the unsuspecting customer moving in her direction, flight attendant Melissa Holmes reportedly licked her lips Friday as a traveler approached the gate with a large suitcase. "Yeah, that's right-take that overpacked Samsonite and come to Mama," said Holmes, rubbing her hands together"

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