Hotshot Commencement Speaker Jumps Straight Into Speech Without Even Defining ‘Courage’
ROCK ISLAND, IL-Noting that the ceremony's esteemed guest of honor sure seemed like a cocky motherfucker, attendees of Augustana College's graduation Sunday reported that the hotshot commencement speaker just jumped straight into his speech without even defining the word "courage." "Well, well, well-not even a single"