Pollster Informs George H.W. Bush That Dying So Soon After Wife Would Really Boost Favorability Rating
by The Onion from on (#3R9Z8)
HAMDEN, CT-Pollsters from the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute reportedly informed former president George H.W. Bush on Wednesday that dying so soon after the passing of his wife, Barbara, would dramatically boost his favorability rating with the American public. "According to our data, perishing on the same"