Article 3RC6T Kissing Mule In Wedding Dress Right On The Lips Real Wakeup Call For Town Drunk

Kissing Mule In Wedding Dress Right On The Lips Real Wakeup Call For Town Drunk

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DESERT GULCH, AZ-Saying the incident had led him to fully reconsider his past behavior, town drunk Gus McCord told reporters Thursday that a bender culminating in him kissing a mule in a wedding dress right on the lips had served as a major wake-up call. "Heck, I reckon there's no bigger eye-opener than lifting the"

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