Supreme Court Rules Gay Rights Do Not Extend To Dessert
by The Onion from on (#3RKT7)
WASHINGTON-In a controversial 7-2 decision that has left civil liberties advocates fuming, the U.S. Supreme Court Monday ruled that gay rights do not extend to dessert. "While homosexuals do have the right to get married, the right to equal treatment does not cover instances of pastry, cake, or candy," said Senior"