Article 3RM5W ICE Agent Trying To Think Of Fun Name For Jail Cell Before Locking Up Immigrant Child

ICE Agent Trying To Think Of Fun Name For Jail Cell Before Locking Up Immigrant Child

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BROWNSVILLE, TX-Racking his brain for something that he could say to stop the child from crying, ICE agent Don Neville was reportedly trying Monday to think of a fun name for a jail cell before locking up a 5-year-old immigrant. "I really thought it would work when I told him he was going to the 'fun cave,' but he"

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