Article 3RXTB Genealogists Find 99% Of People Not Related To Anyone Cool

Genealogists Find 99% Of People Not Related To Anyone Cool

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AUSTIN, TX-In a breakthrough finding that could reshape the understanding of human ancestry, genealogists from the Federation of Genealogical Societies published a study Friday revealing that 99 percent of people are not related to anyone cool. "According to data compiled from hundreds of research institutions"

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