Article 3S384 Justify Wakes Up Next To Decapitated Head Of Prized Jockey After Refusing To Throw Triple Crown

Justify Wakes Up Next To Decapitated Head Of Prized Jockey After Refusing To Throw Triple Crown

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ELMONT, NY-Emitting an ear-piercing squeal while surveying the blood-soaked hay in the stable, American thoroughbred racehorse Justify woke up Monday next to the decapitated head of his prized jockey Monday after refusing to throw the Triple Crown. According to sources, the dazed colt, which had won the Belmont Stakes"

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