$30 Million Donation From Chan-Zuckerberg Charity To Help Kids Learn To Read Returned

MENLO PARK, CA-A $30 million donation from a charity run by Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Priscilla Chan, intended to help kids learn to read, has been returned following a resounding "fuck you" from the nation's illiterate children, sources confirmed Friday. "Take this blood money and shove it up"