Article 3SCBQ ‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

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PEABODY, MA-Having discovered the social media website open on his father's unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated "We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline" Friday after nine minutes of Facebook access without supervision. "There's a white genocide going on in this country, and no one wants you to"

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