Jeff Sessions Argues Family Separations Only Happening Because Current Law Doesn’t Allow Him To Strangle Immigrants With Bare Hands
by The Onion from on (#3SH8D)
WASHINGTON-In response to criticism of the Justice Department's "zero tolerance" policy stripping migrant children away from their parents and placing them in detention centers, Attorney General Jeff Sessions argued Monday that family separations are only happening because current law doesn't allow him to strangle"