Political Scientists Baffled By Trump’s Ability To End Something He Had No Control Over Just Days Ago
by The Onion from on (#3SPJM)
NEW HAVEN, CT-At a loss to explain the mysterious nature of the president's powers, political scientists were reportedly baffled Wednesday by Donald Trump's ability to end the practice of separating families who cross the U.S. border seeking asylum mere days after stating that he had no control over it. "Just"