Space Bodies
by AndyOH! from on (#3TKMZ)
It's not so much that it's on track, as it's a runaway train.
a TranscriptWaltonSo, Ace. How about a nice, thorough scrubbing? I'm sure your women will appreciate it and the delicious tension you'll bring to bed.
Ace
Women? Jaz is my girlfriend, and there's also Maddie, back home. But Akane is just my bodyguard.
Walton
Just a bodyguard? Oh, Ace. You cruel, cruel boy. I've only seen your bodyguard on the vidscreen and she's clearly as smitten as they come. Are you sure you haven't been leading her on?
Ace
Not" Well"
Walton
Relax, Ace. A fine bit of man-flesh like you just has to inhale for a woman to take it as a come-on. But a bodyguard would be willing to die for you. Maybe at the first chance. If you don't want to lose her, you should give her a reason to live for you.
Narration
It's not like he's gone and kissed her, or anything.