Article 3V956 Flight Attendant Demonstrates Proper Technique For Eating Fellow Passenger In Event Of Crash

Flight Attendant Demonstrates Proper Technique For Eating Fellow Passenger In Event Of Crash

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ATLANTA-As an audio recording provided clear instructions on the procedure during pre-flight safety announcements, a flight attendant for Delta Airlines reportedly walked down the aisle of flight 9143 to London Friday demonstrating the correct way to consume one's fellow passengers following a crash. "In the unlikely"

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