Maria Butina Slips Away After Binding Half-Naked, Blindfolded Robert Mueller To Bed
by The Onion from on (#3V98K)
ARLINGTON, VA-Quietly climbing out from under the sheets and sliding on a trench coat, accused Russian agent Maria Butina slipped away Friday after binding the wrists of a half-naked, blindfolded Robert Mueller to a bed frame with silk scarves. "I'm sorry to duck out like this, but I'm running late for an important"