Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine
FRESNO, CA-Noting that the constant arrogant comments were starting to irritate the entire 22-ounce canister of dried fruit, sources reported Tuesday that an embittered raisin wouldn't shut up about how, if only the right opportunity had come along, it could have been wine. "This raisin just goes on and on, telling us"