Article 3VQ6F World-Eating Leviathan Awoken From 500-Million-Year Slumber In Martian Underground Lake After Feeling Sonar Disturbance

World-Eating Leviathan Awoken From 500-Million-Year Slumber In Martian Underground Lake After Feeling Sonar Disturbance

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PARIS-Shortly following a transmission sent by the Mars Express spacecraft verifying that its instruments had detected a subglacial lake a mile below the planet's surface, the European Space Agency confirmed Thursday that the orbiter's surface-penetrating radar had disturbed the eternal and unspeakable dreaming of an"

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