Article 3W9NF Owl Can’t Remember Which Direction To Rotate Head Back

Owl Can’t Remember Which Direction To Rotate Head Back

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ITHACA, NY-Finding himself nearly paralyzed by frustration and indecision, an American horned owl couldn't remember which direction to turn in order to rotate his head back into place, avian sources confirmed Monday. "God, I always do this. I'm pretty sure it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, but I forget which way I"

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