Russian Orphans Devastated After Realizing Trump Tower Meeting Not About Getting Them Adopted
by The Onion from on (#3WA23)
NORILSK, RUSSIA-Following the president's disclosure that the purpose of the controversial June 2016 Trump Tower meeting was in fact held to collect opposition research on Hillary Clinton, hundreds of Russian orphans were devastated Monday after realizing that Donald Trump Jr. did not in fact call Russian lobbyists to"