Mueller Scrambling After Accidentally Spilling Whole Big Gulp All Over Russia Evidence
by The Onion from on (#3WJNR)
WASHINGTON-Suffering yet another unexpected setback during his ongoing investigation into foreign collusion with the Trump campaign, Special Counsel Robert Mueller scrambled Friday to contain the damage to his documents after spilling an entire Grape Crush Big Gulp all over his Russia evidence. "No, no, no! No! Aw,"