Article 3WT6P Bill Belichick Announces This Final Season He Will Coach In Current Mortal Form

Bill Belichick Announces This Final Season He Will Coach In Current Mortal Form

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FOXBORO, MA-Admitting the demands of the NFL season have worn down his temporary corporeal body, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick announced Tuesday that the upcoming season would be the last he will coach in his current mortal form. "Whether we win the Lombardi trophy or not, this will be the last season I coach"

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