Article 3WVZP Study Finds That All The Worst People Will Outlive You

Study Finds That All The Worst People Will Outlive You

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ATLANTA-Confirming your long-held suspicions with a 15-year observational study on the effects of behavior on human aging, researchers from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention revealed Wednesday that all of the world's absolute worst people would almost certainly outlive you. "We can now conclusively say"

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