Article 3WW7J Report: Statistically Speaking There’s Decent Chance Pope Francis Molested Someone

Report: Statistically Speaking There’s Decent Chance Pope Francis Molested Someone

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VATICAN CITY-An internal Catholic church report on the frequency of institutionalized sexual abuse of minors by authority figures revealed Wednesday that there is a high probability that Pope Francis has, in fact, molested at least one child. "Given what we are learning about the proportion of priests who have engaged"

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